I have simple philosophical question:
If you had a choice
would you like rather one egg or two of them?
If you had a choice
would you like rather a pound of gold or 10 pounds?
If you had a choice
would you like rather 80 pounds of beauty or 160 pounds of beauty
I’ve already chosen.
This is fantastic.
This one’s called the Victoria knot.
Music—Sohodolls - I’m Not Cool
(Source: drinkyourc)
Okay, so while my husband is in the bathroom, I want you to know that you can have these and my pussy too…in fact, after he comes back and pays the bill I want you to join me in the back seat of our car while he drives us around town…don’t worry, we have been planning this all week and I know that you’ve been wanting me for quite some time now…here he comes…you ready?!
Wait! Let me pull these up so you don’t show the whole world your vag once you post this pic on the internet!
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